SKIP KNEW HE WOULD NEVER GET A POSITION IN OP/ED IF HE COULDN'T CONTROL HIS POLITICAL VIEWS...

THANKS UNCLE JOHN!

Thanks John! Is that a knish or a caniche? Some sort of hybrid? Hmmmmmmmmm.....

my only question is what's with the Italian pastry reference?
sacrebleu!

Well um...thanks...yeah that's it thanks....(wise guy)...(actually, I not so secretly loooove these....)...so um thanks....

As Winter turns to Spring an industrious poodle's fancies turn to landing the Cadbury Easter commercials ...but the company keeps insisting "...It's gotta be a rabbit..."

So instead Skip decided to do the "before and after" adds for Schick Razors

Why Do You Suppose...

             ...that my dog has more clothes than I do?

           ...or that when my sister decides to make him a matching jacket, that she makes his with a lining?
(Thanks, Bets! No really Thanks, a lot...)                                                       

 This is my rendition of Skip as a muppet...I think he has a little"Fozzie Bear disease"...zoe

Thanks to Melissa and Lori

With Meme's birthday fast approaching and Nell's a not-so-distant memory, Skip didnt know where he was gonna find the reserve to go on partying...

This week on K-9

the boys go undercover at a local spa and hair salon....and once again skip's charms get him the best seat in the house...

 signs that drunken poodles have been frolicking in the morning snow



"For the life of me I don't know how they tell the time by these things..."



"Ahem...Ahem....Is this thing on???"



"Move along...Move along...Nothing to see here...

There's one only one of him and two of us...I mean,
He's a poodle for Gawd's sake...
I think we can take 'im...

Remember those big furry hats from the 70's that had the huge pom-pom ties? I think mine is alive...it just ate my turkey bacon...

K-9: THE SERIES: one is a brooding Aussie and the other a stylish French playboy...

Together they make the toughest crime fighting pair since Scooby and Shaggy...

This week the boys find themselves sniffing out clues in the wild winter wilderness looking for a rogue

St. Bernard who has sampled a little too much of his own medicine...

Because he so adamantly insisted that opposing digits didn't matter, Zoe was afraid to suggest that they use a professional photographer for the next family portrait...

wait for it..................

Just looking at his McCain action figure, any fool could tell Skip would never be voting Republican again...

(sincere apologies to my cousin Barb...But I just wish we had a Gingrich doll...)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

ALTHOUGH SKIP HAD HIS CHARMS, ZOE SUDDENLY REALIZED SHE WAS DEVOTED TO ANOTHER GUY WHO JUST WOULDN'T GET A JOB!

(PS Just want to send out a special "thanks soooooooooo much..." to Russ and Melissa for all their help with the link thingys...)

SO WHAT STARTED THIS WHOLE THING ANYWAY?

"He's a lumberjack and He's okay..."

"oh my Gawd, Zeb...you can't tell me you don't smell that!"









Well, really what started it was "Zoe" has an affinity for stupid emails and text messages and thought this could save a little time.... Here's a few examples which some of you have already seen...sorry to make you experience it all again but you know what they say about history repeating itself (which actually has nothing to do with repeating these but it felt like a good fit at the time....)




"...and the lion will lay down with the lamb..."
although in the original scripture I don't think the lamb was wearing
his little rancher jacket...








Christmas Town had very few natural disasters...Bumbles...Christmas tree 
                                                         fires ...and cockatiels...

Most unsuspecting dog lovers never realize

they are the victims of Jedi mind control...

"This dog deserves a cookie..."

"Hey, somebody get Skip a cookie...."



Obiwan could learn a few things from this one, the Yoda of his kind

At the end of the day few people were brave enough to undertake the most dangerous of endeavors...tracking the nocturnal chicken...


Most historians don't acknowledge their existance but long lost tribes
of French head hunters still roam the Parisian countryside leaving
their gruesome warnings for all the other poodles...

New bloom in my office! Turns out orchids thrive on depression and cynisism...who knew???



SNORK!

THE SCREENPLAY

The boys were complaining the other night that there wasn't enough good dog programming on the major networks... They worked up a little something where they play a couple of tough guys walking the beat.

Zeb is gonna play the bad boy, man of mystery...

        While Skip plays the carefree playboy, gigalo 
                           type who gets all the girls...