SO WHAT STARTED THIS WHOLE THING ANYWAY?

"He's a lumberjack and He's okay..."

"oh my Gawd, Zeb...you can't tell me you don't smell that!"









Well, really what started it was "Zoe" has an affinity for stupid emails and text messages and thought this could save a little time.... Here's a few examples which some of you have already seen...sorry to make you experience it all again but you know what they say about history repeating itself (which actually has nothing to do with repeating these but it felt like a good fit at the time....)




"...and the lion will lay down with the lamb..."
although in the original scripture I don't think the lamb was wearing
his little rancher jacket...








Christmas Town had very few natural disasters...Bumbles...Christmas tree 
                                                         fires ...and cockatiels...

Most unsuspecting dog lovers never realize

they are the victims of Jedi mind control...

"This dog deserves a cookie..."

"Hey, somebody get Skip a cookie...."



Obiwan could learn a few things from this one, the Yoda of his kind

At the end of the day few people were brave enough to undertake the most dangerous of endeavors...tracking the nocturnal chicken...


Most historians don't acknowledge their existance but long lost tribes
of French head hunters still roam the Parisian countryside leaving
their gruesome warnings for all the other poodles...

New bloom in my office! Turns out orchids thrive on depression and cynisism...who knew???



SNORK!

THE SCREENPLAY

The boys were complaining the other night that there wasn't enough good dog programming on the major networks... They worked up a little something where they play a couple of tough guys walking the beat.

Zeb is gonna play the bad boy, man of mystery...

        While Skip plays the carefree playboy, gigalo 
                           type who gets all the girls...